[General] Delusions of Safety

I bought my second Schwinn bicycle mirror today, and then for the second time, returned a Schwinn bicycle mirror within 24 hours.

Today's

Last year's

I bought both from Canadian Tire, and they both have the same problem.  They're droopy, which is actually plain dangerous.  Neither of them hold their placement well, so when I'm cycling and I go to check my mirror, I see pavement.  I have to take my hand and adjust the mirror and fiddle with it until I can see the lane beside me again, by which time I've run into a post or been hit by a truck.

I don't understand why they're sold.  I can't be the only person to notice they don't hold their position and instead become effectively useless and dangerous.  It's not a bicycle mirror, it's an inaccurate facsimile of what the outside appearance might look like.

It serves me right for trying to avoid spending a lot of money on a mirror, though.

Can you recommend a decent one that can stay in a fixed position?  The problem with both is the droopiness in the neck.  The grip on the handlebar was itself adequate.

What harrowing adventures I get into!  At least the bell works swell. :D