I've recently made a new acquaintafriend named S. S is not their full name, but it's all I'm typing here. S is interesting. S is fascinating. If you ever thought I was atypical for being vegan, declining to drive automobiles, and generally abstaining from all sorts of common habits, you would have to reconsider upon meeting S.
Here are some fun facts about S that will fail to capture just how delightful an individual she is, and individual is quite the right word.
- professional dumpster diver; she has almost never paid for her own food
- has pet rats
- brings pet rats wherever she goes in her shirt
- an anarchist running for student government to undermine the system; I think she has a good shot
- her wardrobe is organised through happenchance, I believe
- she thinks I'm the crazy one because I was looking for a (living) dragon for a friend
These mere six points fail to convey what she is. It seems almost normal, doesn't it, on a University campus, to find this? Some of those seem normal. Well, come to Guelph and visit me and I'll introduce you and only then can you understand S.
So, I salute S. (S is for spectacular, probably.)
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