Lack of Updates

There is no lack of updates. This is not a "Lack of updates" post. You only post those to audiences. You don't post them to yourself and two friends. "Lack of updates" posts are obliged to claim that there was a special reason for the interruption but that All Good Things Do Not End and things will resume shortly. Then after another half-hearted month, they die. The guilt filling the posters' souls from lying like a parent about dogs' heaven (dogs don't go there, only old dead conservative people do) paralyses them. The wrath liars caught in the act face (and isn't it always severe and spectacular?) ensures that All Good Things Turn Bad And Whimper.

I have microwaveable cake mix. It's a delightful theory. Experimental trials will be conducted this evening.